Heroic swag x1,000,
"The standout in the class, the one you should all make it your mission to destroy."
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
mindy kaling + the office bloopers
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Okay, so you’re probably going, “Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?” But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
Leslie Knope — Parents Just Don’t Understand
this is the best scene in p&r history
all i want to know is how do you gucci down the boulevard
I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him